On Valentine’s

NOTE TO READERS: Here it is again: the famous Valentine Vic wrote and sent through the Darton College campus to the female faculty and staff, an act then-VP Joseph Kirkland termed “sexual harassment.” Vic’s lawyer condescendingly defined the term so Kirkland and President Peter Sireno had to contend themselves with a letter of reprimand for [...]

Ode to General Jane, Patron of the Arts

by O. Vic Miller My muse and me, we sing of little Gen’rl Jane, Who asked politely that a symphony be sane Or fair. Or failing that, at least to keep their promises. Instead of crawfishing retroactively from what they said. That’s Willson with two L’s, whom we applaud. Oh happy hour when our heroine [...]